10 Weird Things Ladies Do When No One Else Is Around… Number5 will Shock You…With Juicy Photos

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Ever Since Miss Anambra, Chidinma Okeke’s tape Leaked, where she was using a cucumber to ple.asure her,self the secrete of many women all over the world was exposed, well these are Things Every La.dy D.oes When No One Else Is Around.

Lets Be Honest with each other We know these things.



Ladies do them when they’re alone. Or when they think no one else is watching.
Ladies Check them out and see which you’re guilty of:

See The Below

Farting

Everyone cuts one whenever they believe they’re alone.

But Ladies Fart audibly loud and often.

Yeah, you know you do it, and you know it’s the best feeling ever

Walking around in your underwear

Once you’re home alone, you turn to a victoria secret model. You start to strut your stuff in your underwear

Singing like you’re performing at a concert

When your favourite song starts to play on TV and you’re alone so you give a concert like:r..
Stalking your crush or ex on social media

You will just be watching your crush like

Talking to yourself when you’re bored

We all do it. Don’t lie.

Admiring yourself in the mirror like
”Am No LMFAO But Yes! Am s*xy and i know it”

Eating everything in sight

Well there is no one to judge you or call you glutton so you eat like.

You Ma.stur.bate

There is no other better time to do this right?

Which number are you guilty of? Or You would have wanted to see on here?? Chidinma Cucumber gets to work

Pick boogers From nose and flick them onto walls across the room.

This has become a game to see just how far I can get one to go. I don’t want to brag, but 10 feet is child’s play to me.

Take shamelessly long showers while singing.

Normally ladies are very environmentally conscious, but sometimes this is necessary. And sometimes it’s also necessary to pee while showering because you don’t want to get the toilet seat all wet and you really have to go. Wow, it feels so good to finally say it out loud.

Do anything you can think of na.ked.

The more mun.dane the better. Some ideas to get you started: making coffee, cleaning out the cat box, paying bills, vacuuming, hanging curtains.

Perfect every dance sequence from Shoki To Azonto

If you have pets, they can act as your audience so you can feel like you’re giving back to the community..

Attempt yoga moves you were always afraid to try in class.

And end up concussed, on fire, in an upside down pretzel, or all of the above.

Go days without showering, then scratch your scalp viciously and watch it snow.

This one is the perfect combination of awesome of gross, I just can’t get enough of it.

Clean stupidly. Like with tissues instead of sponges.

Takes way longer, but the sponges are SO FAR AWAY.

Eat anything in excess that would normally make you ill, and just ride the wave.

For me it’s cheese. I’ll just get a wedge of triple creme, a giant baguette, and take them down. Then wait a few hours and own the bathroom

Never close the door when using the bath.room no matter what you’re doing.

If you have cats, they’ve seen it all before, and they don’t care, in fact they won’t admit it, but they like to watch.

Don’t brush your teeth for three days.

Cause you ran out of toothpaste, and it’s his turn to buy. Who are we if we don’t stick to our principles?

Eat everything you can out of jars with your fingers instead of using spoons.

But don’t forget which finger you used to fling your nose booger…Oh NO!!.

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