Don’t Ignore These Six Signs That Your Partner Is Cheating on You

If you have strong suspicions that your lover may be cheating on you, then these are certain pointers that may prove you right.
Are you suspicious of your partner? If you think he or she has been playing away you might want to read this.
Have you got a gut feeling that your partner isn’t being faithful? Unfortunately you could be on to something.
A recent study revealed that almost half (45%) of men admit to straying from their significant other at least once.
And a whopping 21% of women have also had a s*xual affair, according to the survey commissioned by Italian website incontri-extraconiugali.com.
To help you define the line between suspicion and truth a recent Ask Me Anything Reddit thread asked “from personal experience what are the signs your partner is cheating?”
Here we reveal six common tell-tale signs that your partner might be straying:
1. They frequently accuse you of cheating
PetticoatBandit said: ”Every relationship I had that ended because I found out they were cheating had one common denominator: They frequently accused me of cheating.

“Like, all the time. I have never cheated. For example, my last ex accused me of making plans to go cheat on them with an actor from TV.

“I didn’t even know the actor’s real name, I just thought the actor was cute. Cue huge fight. Find out later they’ve been cheating on me with just a friend, don’t worry.

“Five years later the ridiculousness of it still strikes me from time to time.”
2. Suspicious phone activity
Phlox_carolina said: ”I suspected that him talking on the phone in the driveway for a half hour each night after she went to bed was not business-related.”
While Ashbrincon added: ”My high school boyfriend never saved phone numbers into his phone. He claimed he was just “too lazy.” Turns out the unsaved numbers belonged to his many many side girls.”
3. They want MORE s*x
Reddit user imnogoodatthisorthat said: “A sudden increase in s*xual desire towards you.”

“Having a new s*xual partner makes you feel s*xier and hornier.

“They might be getting it from someone else, but out of guilt and convenience, they’ll likely be more s*xual towards you as well, in ways they weren’t before.”
4. They lie about where they are
Reddit user sericatus said: “I think, in my life, I am five to one in this category. Six times in my life, a SO has lied about where they were. Five times, they were cheating.

“The other time, they were picking out a Valentine’s gift for me.”
5. They go missing with no explanation
User 35palas12 said: “Long periods of time in which you cannot account for their whereabouts.

“And when they do tell you where they have been, they tell you a detailed story, in which they progressively fill in the details because it is a lie. Sad!”
6. They blame you for relationship problems
Alloutofdietcoke said: “I could tell he was growing increasingly distant. He would tell me I wasn’t putting the effort into our relationship, but when I tried to be more attentive and loving, he would withdraw.

“And then one awesome night, I asked him if there was someone else. He had a panic attack [that] left him unable to breathe, and his uncle [and I] rushed him to the ER.

“For two weeks after, he would send me pictures of the toll the attack had taken on his eyes and skin. I felt like a monster.

“It turned out that I had just hit the nail on the head and unnerved him. The worst part is that his whole family knew and had been helping him hide it because they thought I was an awful person due to some lies he had been feeding them.

“His uncle was paying for the secret cell phone. Everyone was encouraging him to leave me for her, not knowing I had been paying the majority of the household expenses and had been doing everything I could think of to make him happy.

“When I found out and asked why, he said I just didn’t love him enough.”
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Via Daily Star UK

Six ( 6 ) Things That Kill a Man’s P3nis Without Him Knowing; This Is for Men; Ladies Keep of! Men Be Informed

Every man expects to get boners when it’s time to get down with his partner so it’s really important you know the things that can weaken your boners and affect s*x with your partner.
Below are 6 things that kill your p*nis
1. SUGAR:
If you want hard-rock boners, you need to limit your sugar intake. Sugar affects your body’s testosterone production, making it tougher for you to get it up.
2. INADEQUATE SLEEP:
I understand you have to work real hard which means lesser sleep but if you desire to maintain your boners, then you need to get adequate sleep. Sleep is essential for testosterone production.
3. ALCOHOL:
You probably didn’t want this to be in this list but I am really sorry to disappoint you. Taking too much alcohol lowers your testosterone levels. So easy with the booze.

 4. RUNNING TOO MUCH:

Running 40 or more miles a week can drop your testosterone level by 17% according to a University of British Columbia research.
5. SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME INDOORS:Spending too much time indoors affects your boners due to lack of vitamin D you fail to receive from the sun and this vitamin is important in the production of testosterone.
6. SOY:
Too much of everything they say is bad and that also includes soy which according to a Harvard Medical School research if consumed too much over an extended period of time could affect your boners.

“Guys, 10 Categories of Ladies You Should Not Deflower if You Won’t Marry Them”

Written By Tosyne2much

In a nutshell, almost every Nigerian guy wants to be the first person to pop a lady’s cherry as it is a thing of joy and validation of being a real man.
The major concern is that many guys take ladies v*rginity without without having any intention to date let alone marry them.
Before taking that step, there are categories of ladies you should not disflower nor impregnate if you know you won’t marry them
1. Spiritual Ladies
Some ladies stay away from men just because they have vow to God not to lose their v*rginity before marriage. When you trick these ladies by promising them undying love just to take their v*rginity from them, God’s wrath will definitely come upon such a man.

2. Hot tempered Ladies
In case you don’t know, some ladies are very aggressive that they don’t take poo from guys. If you dare break their v*rginity and try to dump them, they can torture you either by biting off your joystick or pour acid on you

3. Native Doctors Patronizers
To be very frank and sincere, guys really need to take a chill pill on whom to break their v*rginity if not calamity will befall them.
This reminds me when I was reading profusely for my final exam last month just to escape probation when I overheard a lady making incantations and raining curses on his boyfriend who robbed her of her v*rginity and broke up with her afterwards.
I had to quickly lock my window and switched on my home theatre so that the curses she laid will not lose direction and come straight into my own room.

4. Ladies who coerce you into Blood Covenant
Some ladies put guys in bondage by forcing blood covenant on them when they breach their promises to marry them after sleeping with them. Such guys may eventually breach their promises carelessly and may end up in six feet.

5. Ladies whose Families are Fetish
It is very paramount to know that some parents make incisions on their daughters and lay curses on any guy who tricks them into s ex.
Some guys out of ignorance will do the deed and won’t be able to get jobs after graduating from school. guys may not know this. Sometimes they graduate from school and end up playing Bet9ja and 1960bet as a result of the spell.

6. Ladies whose Family Forbid Abortion
In some families, it is a taboo to impregnate their daughters and opt for abortion.
That was how my friend tricked this neighbour’s maid into his room when dying of konji and before the girl could say Jack Robinson, my friend don begin comb the girl after which she got pregnant. Am impromptu wedding was fixed and he was forced to marry the girl.

7. Underage Girls
Some guys are ambassadors for deflowering ladies just to brag to their friends that they’re indeed men. That was how I read on Nairaland front page about a man who impregnated a soldier’s daughter a d was sent to 21 years imprisonment.

8. Ladies Suffering from Physical Disability
It is very disgraceful that some guys even take advantage of the physically challenged ladies when they know they can’t marry them. Guys should really caution themselves because the girls parents will always be praying for a scape goat that will impregnate their daughter and the man will marry her by force by fire.

9. Rural/Village Girls
Some of us who school in villages will know that some students will always flirt with local girls in the village just to enjoy their lives. This is a very risky thing to do considering the fact that when casala burst, the guys will be forced to marry the poor girl.

10. Ladies whose Fathers are Prophets
A word from an angry prophet especially the one from a white garment churches can either sharpen your life or destroy it.
These prophets can see you when bleeping their daughters through revelations and will use Bible verses to lay curses on you.
I drop my pen at this juncture

Ladies: With These Signs, You Should Know He Want Nothing but Your B0dy…

1. The only thing he has ever bought for you that could be considered romantic is a vibrator!
2. He never invites you to anything – his friend’s birthday party, his work happy hour, etc.
3. He has never arranged for you to meet his friends.
4. He only texts you at midnight. It’s a fact that all booty calls happen at midnight.  All those cars you see driving around at midnight, People out in the streets at midnights, They’re all on their way to a booty call. *hehe*
5. He always hands you everything before you leave. He makes sure u don’t forget your bra, lipstick, Your purse, So you can never have a reason to show up when he doesn’t want you to.
6. You’ve never been on a real date. Note this: “Dates are for men who consider themselves boyfriends, not men who consider themselves se x mates.”
7. He’s always busy whenever you text him about something personal or emotional.
8. He always tries to initiate se x when you hang out.
9. He only compliments your looks. He loves your ass but not your sense of humor.
10. When he comes over, he heads straight for the bedroom.
11. Every conversation turns flirty/s*xual. Every time you talk or text, it immediately turns into a conversation about having se x

Guys, Beware of These 5 Types of Ladies and Never Sleep With Them!

You meet a girl, and she is willing to sleep with you. Are there any reasons not to do it? Well, guys, these are the 5 types of women you better avoid having s ex with. And here is why!
If you meet these five types of girls, do not sleep with them:

1. Users
These girls exchange s ex for money, gifts, fancy restaurants, shopping trips, etc. Well, it might be a good trait, if all you want from her is s ex.
So, if that’s how you view her, go for it, but be prepared to pay! And do not complain that money is all she is after. That’s true!
2. A busy girl
She is never single. There is no time between the guys she has. She breaks up with one and the next day gets another.
Here is what a psychologist says about such people:

“Those who are always in relationships have no sense of who they are as an individual. They easily become co-dependent.”
3. Party girl

She is never sober. She jumps from one man to another. You risk catching an STD from such a lady or getting yourself in trouble over her.
In most cases, these girls have s ex only when they are drunk. It’s the riskiest interc0urse you can have.

4. Insecure
This first type can easily agree to have s ex. However, once they do, they get so attached to you. Unless you have the intention to marry the woman, do not sleep with her.
Breaking up with such a girl might be very troublesome. Her self-esteem is low. He painfully takes any measure of rejection.
So, if you do not enjoy hysterics, stay away from such ladies.

5. Unprotected s ex lover
You may care nothing for her health or safety, but you surely care for yours. So, if she mentions a willingness to have it, think twice!
If you do not want complications in your life, avoid such girls. Now you know a list of 5 types to stay away from.

Dear Ladies : If A Man Tells You Any Of These words, Run for your Dear Life(MUST READ)

I saw this piece which I consider funny and I thought it wise to share, of course this must have been written by a lady………….
It doesn’t matter how much of a gentleman he has been up until that point: if a man you’re getting to know at a bar, on a date, or online says any of these lines, run —before he breaks your heart, or gives you the overwhelming urge to slap him.

*“I Could Never Date A Woman Who Earns More Than I Do ”
So essentially, this man’s sense of self-worth, his sense of having an equal hand in a relationship, his sense of being amancompletely goes out the window when your salary exceeds his. It wouldn’t just bother him a little to not be able to treat you to nicer things. He is saying hecould not standto have a woman make more money than he does. Forget if she is happy in her career: if it makes him unhappy , he’s out of there. Pretty selfish when you think about it that way.

* “I Banged This One Chick”
Don’t trust guys who say banged in seriousness. Plenty of guys use that term jokingly, but men who use it in casual conversation, in lieu of “hooked up with” or “slept with” have pretty degrading views of women . Think about that word: “banged.” It implies asserting complete control over something, it can even imply causing pain to something, and it implies doing something rapidly then moving on. Gee. What a romantic.

* “I Don’t Find Women Funny”
Science has actually found a connection between a sense of humor and intelligence. That study helps us make a quick connection to this next point: men who say women aren’t funny are essentially saying women are not smart. To be funny you need to be astute, to pick up on subtle, unspoken connections happening around you, to analyze people. A man who says a woman isn’t funny is saying that a woman can’t do those things.

* “What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas”
Anyone who actually uses this saying as a license to cheat on their significant other, get arrested for indecent exposure, pick upa street walker, and gamble away money is someone who is looking for excuses to behave poorly. And they’ll look for them Vegas or no Vegas.
* “I Don’t Like To Use Condoms”

This is not an excuse not to use one! I mean, try a little harder like, “I just got all my test results back and they were negative” or “I’ve never had unprotected s*x before.” I’m not saying a women should consent to not using a condom for those reasons, but at least it shows that you don’t think you’re completely entitled to putting a woman at risk of painful and even deadly illnesses, all because you don’t “like’ to use condoms. Sorry, do you also not like the crusts left on your sandwich little boy?

* “She Was Such A H*”
Are some women, well, slutty? Yes. Does anything good come of calling them so? No. Only a very angry man—typically with anger against women in general—openly calls his ex girlfriend a “wh*re.”

* “Because She Was Being silly ”
If this is a man’s answer when you ask, “So why did you and your ex breakup?” you have a man with zero communication skills on your hands. Oh, and to compensate for his barely-there vocabulary, he just trash talks his ex. “She was being silly”? What is she—a friend who stole your toy truck?

* “So I Just Stopped Answering Her Calls ”
Another non-communicator on your hands. You know all those guys who broke your heart and made you feel like you didn’t matter when they just stopped responding to your texts and calls? Well just because this particular guy didn’t do that to you, he is still one of them! He is the type who will avoid confrontation and open communication at all costs, even if that means making a woman think she’s done something wrong when she has not.

*“FML, LOL, ROLF”
Men who can’t speak like grownups are not grownups. It’s okay to occasionally—jokingly—speak in Twitter jargon. But a guy who speaks like this regularly, and seriously, probably also still drinks too much during the week and “bangs” chicks.

*“I Got Hookups All Over Town ”
If a guy is telling you how he could get you into the busiest clubs, get you a table right now at the most sought after restaurant, and introduce you to a celebrity this means two things: A) He is proud of some pretty silly stuff and B) He is a major partier/playboy!

* “My Girlfriend /Wife Just Doesn’t Understand Me ”
Philandering men love to appeal to a woman’s sensitive side when looking for a hookup. They know women like to analyze and “understand” people and when they hear those little magic words, “My wife doesn’t understand me…” it’s like a challenge to understand the guy. And somehow, in the process, he can try to seduce you. If this guy actually cared about his marriage/relationship he wouldn’t be out telling strangers in tight dresses about his problems: he’d be at home fixing them

Guys: See 14 Things You Will Hear From Your Girlfriend Or Wife When You Catch Her Cheating

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1. “Baby I’m sorry”
It’s true that most women hate to be at the receiving end when it comes to accepting faults. Once a lady is c@ught cheating she will be the first to tender her apology. Even when they know the apology at that moment is irrelevant. (Would she be if she wasn’t c@ught? No bro.)

2. “It wasn’t me, I swear.”
After an attempt to apologise, some women when c@ught cheating will out-rightly deny their actions, even when you have photo proof. Even if you walked in on them in the act, they could even say you were hallucinating. Some of them are related to one minister like that wey him name start with “L
.”

3. “It is the work of the devil”
It is always the devil, the poor dude has really suffered. Their godmother Eve don set the pace so na follow them dey follow so.

4. “I don’t know what came over me.”
Very common! They try to hide under the pretence of “I don’t know what came over me”. The question is, were they possessed or hypnotised?

5. “He is my uncle.”
Zaga that! Say hello to her long lost relative after that mehn. Note, you’re prolly her cousin (or “balogun the electrician”) to one of her suitors, too, you know. #WehDonMa

6. “He is just a friend.”
Lol, una wan be enemies before?! Hehehe as if we were born and brought up with “BOO” written on my foreheads na. We were never “friends” before or na BoyEnemy I be, not boyfriend. OloriBOOruku somebody.

7. “It is not what it looks like.”
Sure, na chinese film and I came in without buying movie ticket. Lol this is the silliest of them all mehn. It even sounds stupid when I hear it in movies.

8. “I don’t even know him.”
Oooshey! Mama the mama!

9. “It was an accident.”
Along Lagos-Ibadan expressway perhaps. How many casualties were involved dear? Hope no lives were lost?

10. “He forced me.”
Yes. A man who can force a lady from her papa house reach him house through electronic wave, force am into him room, force her leg open and then force himself in deserves a place Guinness Book of Record.

11. “It is your fault; you were not there for me.”
Really? But the other guy was always there for you; before, during and after the relationship? You no even complain? E sa nu mi ooo… Just say you want to kponse and stop littering our ears with lie jare.

12. “I still love you, he is nobody to me.”
Tales by moonlight.

13. “Don’t you trust me?”
I trust you, I swear down, I trust you die.

14. “Please give me another chance”
Like I should give you another bullet to shoot at me again after missing the first time? Do we look like masochists?

Culled From Nairaland

Must See For Men, This Is How To Know If You Have Er*ctile Dysfunction And Seek Help

How many times during the last four weeks did you have the feeling that your bladder wasn’t completely emptied after urination? This article will be extremely helpful to many men.
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Men fear the thought of having erectile dysfunction at any point in their lives. This is because it literally makes them feel useless, even to themselves!
Experts say if a man has an occasional problem achieving an erection, it is really nothing to worry about. However, if he is having a problem more than half of the time when trying to have se xual intercourse, he should make an appointment with his doctor.
Many things can make a man experience erectile dysfunction, and they include lack of sleep, illness, diabetes, heart conditions or emotional stress.
Contrary to what many — including men — think, the pen is doesn’t just rise up to the occasion immediately a man thinks of s*x or even when he sees a stimulating sight, such as a woman’s naked body.
Rather, an erection is a result of several conditions that must work together for anything to happens, urologists say.
So, how do you know if you have erectile dysfunction? These ways…
• How many times during the last four weeks did you have the feeling that your bladder wasn’t completely emptied after urination?
• How many times during the last four weeks did you have to urinate another time within two hours?
• How many times during the last four weeks did it happen that you had to stop urination a few times just to restart again after a few seconds (sputtering out rather than a regular stream)?
• How many times during the last 4 weeks did you have difficulties to delay urinating?
• How many times during the last 4 weeks did you have a soft jet of urine during urination?
• How many times during the last 4 weeks did you have to press or strain yourself to start with urination?
• How confident are you about getting an erection and keeping it up?
• If you had an erection during se xual stimulation, how often was it strong enough to insert your pen is?
• How many times were you able to keep up your erection after inserting your pen is during s*x?
• How difficult was it to keep up your erection until the end of your se xual intercourse?
• In recent times, do you have less cex with my partner because you’re afraid of not getting an erection or not being able to keep it up?
• Compared with three to five years ago, is it distinctly more difficult to get and/or keep up an erection?
• Do you feel tension/nervousness before having s*x?
• During cex, do you intentionally check the strength of your erection?
• During orgasm, is your pen is still very hard?
• Do you smoke, suffer from diabetes or heart disease?
The bottom line: Your answers should tell you whether or not you need to see the doctor without delay.
Source: Counselling Office.

5 Lies Women Tell When They Really Want To Have S*x

1.You Are too drunk
You’re too drunk to take the subway home… you should just stay over.” (As you innocently hide his wallet so he can’t grab a cab either. No. I’ve never done this. I swear.)
2. AM AFRAID
“I feel really uncomfortable walking home by myself? Walk me home, please?”
3. I LOVE YOU
“I am deeply in love with you, and hoping we will reconcile in the afterglow of this s*xual encounter.”
4. I NO LONGER LOVE YOU
“I’m totally over you now, so it’s absolutely fine if we have S *x.”
5. LETS CUDDLE
“Come over and we’ll just cuddle. Adults can just cuddle and it won’t go any further.”

Guys: See 20 Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl And Make Her Wet

‘Hey guys!..do you want to seduce a girl with words? Use these 20 di rty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her do all the s*xy, dirty talking for you! Girls play hard to get almost all the time. It’s a good thing though, or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort. But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her. When it comes to dating a girl, she’d instinctively know you’re hitting on her.

If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy. If you know how to be discreet, you can make a girl fall for you or even turn her on in just a few conversations. But here, we’ll get to seducing a girl with just 20 simple questions, preferably via texts…c-lick all the pages below to see all..

Yes, It’s easy to ask these 20 questions when you’re sitting with her, but if she feels uncomfortable or believes you’re trying too hard or going too fast, you may end up blowing your chances. And you’ll have a hard time making her like you again. On the other hand, by texting a few s*xy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you. It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance. Use these questions, and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question!

#1 Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk s*x if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative.

#2 What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention.

#3 Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else.

#4 What do you wear when you go to bed? /

What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too s exual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself. If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start.

#7 Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?

Girls have a thing about s exual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes.

#9 If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you.